User:QueenTutankhamun

Kamusta! I'm Chaia and there's really not too much to say about me. If you, by any chance, were to meet me in person, I may appear innocent and nice...

Well, I'm not. -_-

I'm a demigod, my father is Hades, and I can go from innocent girl in glasses to psycho bitch. And, trust me, it runs in the family. My great grandpa on my mom's side went to Alcatraz for robbing banks.

yrlly.

HOWEVER! I can be nice when I want to be ^^

As far as fighting and what-not, I'm usually neutral. I don't like to get involved. Often times I will hide in the nearest closet. But, I will stick up for my friends, and, if somebody decides to be a jackass to them...

-pulls out pistol- Watch. Your. Back. -_-

Favourite...Stuff...
Anime: Axis Powers Hetalia, Code Geass, OHSHC, Kuroshitsuji (aka: The Black Butler)

TV: Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Big Bang Theory, Pushing Daisies, Dead Like Me

Music: Electronic, Classical, anything foreign (mostly in some Scandinavian language or in Japanese)

Book: Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, The Kane Chronicles, Heroes of Olympus series, Series of Unfortunate Events, The Mysterious Benedict Society series, The Secret series, The Hunger Games series, Maximum Ride series

Skills/Interests: Drawing, singing, acting, whooping your ass in video games

Random Facts About Me

 * I have twice as many taste buds as the average person.
 * Although I wear glasses, I can see perfectly in the dark without them.
 * I can cuss people out in three fluent languages; English, Italian, and German.
 * I can flip you off in over 4 languages, including Chinese.
 * My first name means "life" and, yet, my middle name was the name of a Celtic witch: Rhiannon
 * I can sing in Swedish, Danish, Finnish, Japanese, German, Italian, French, English, and Russian

Favourite Quotes
"My dark side loves Mary Poppins." "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! I'M THE UNITED, BLOODY, KINGDOM, AND I CAN HELD MY LOQUOR BETTER THAN YOU ANYDAY!!!"



"So what are you doing, wearing thay perfectly aweful coat?"

"I go to boarding school-"

"THEY TEACH YOU TO BE BORED?!?!"

"Calm down! Look at the kittens. Look at the kit-LOOK. AT. THE. FUCKING. KITTENS!!1 LOOK AT THEM!!1! LOOK!!1!!"



"You have kittens in your attic?"

"Don't ask. Just run."*~

"I'm the bloody queen, mate. And basically...

-pulls out twin pistols-

I rule."



"And how am I going to react when I see a GREAT BIG THREATENING BUTTON? A great big threatening button that should NEVER EVER be pushed..."

"Cake or death?"

"Cake, please!"

"Sorry, we're all out of cake."

"Oh...then I'll have the chicken!"

"...alright."



"I made this picture using pasta... Fuck you! It IS artistic!"

"You ain't got no pancake mix! You ain't got no pancake mix! Show me where the pancake mix is! There's no pancake mix in there! You're decieving all these people! There is no pancake mix in there!"

"Stop shouting please..."

"Stop lying to these people!"

"I'll give them the word of God-"

"They want PANCAKE MIX!"

"Well I'm sorry. I-"

"You ain't GOT no pancake mix!"

"I have the word of God-"

"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT!"



"Dear God or god-like figure,

Please make my doggy all better. I mean, look around here.

You OWE me.

When I wake up, Scotty better be all healed or the devil's got a knew errand boy!

Praise the lord. Amen."



"The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Fuhrer was BUTCH!"

"Broadway! I haven't been so happy since we crushed Poland!"

"We got the wrong play. We got the wrong director. We got the wrong actors. Where did we go right?"

"JAPANESE TEXT ATTACK!!!"



"You hear that? That is the sound of forgiveness."

"That's the sound of people drowning, Carl..."

"THAT is what forgiveness sounds like: screaming and then silence."

"It takes more than a good attitude and a sailor suit to become a country."

"Pipe down, or I'll beat you with my peace prize!"

"This weather man is predicting a 99% chance is shitstorm and it's comin right at ya!"



"Ven-tee? What kind of Nazi speak is THAT?!"

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHICKENS!!!"



"What the fuck does insurance have to do with Star Trek?! Who's insuring the enterprise?! GEICO?! I don't fucking think so!"﻿